Your friends will love you
May 15, 2012 at 3:22 pm
pretty sure I'm doing the caramel onion and giving it to my ex.
and probably his mother as well...
May 15, 2012 at 3:59 pm
Crystal Mutchler I have precious, little time to warn them both. FLY!
May 15, 2012 at 4:00 pm
Harry James lol what?
May 15, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Crystal Mutchler I have no idea. Day drinking = always a bad idea
May 15, 2012 at 4:39 pm
Harry James I say, GOOD IDEA!!! :D
Joel Alan Decker:
May 15, 2012 at 7:11 pm
Harry James LETS RUMBA!!!
May 15, 2012 at 7:25 pm
Joel Alan Decker I have no idea what Rumba-ing is, but I have a strange feeling I've been doing it all my life. It's like deja-vu only more drunk and funny..
May 15, 2012 at 7:28 pm
Crystal Mutchler oh and by the way, I toooootally tryed to steal the "Being the very best like no one ever was at being a pokemon master" but i couldn;t figure out how to get the "Pokemon Master part in there so I settled on being a pirate. Attractive Lip-Pierced Woman with the name of Crystal, Please, teach me your ways!
May 15, 2012 at 8:54 pm
Harry James I cant do that! I want to be the very best!!!!!! :D
May 16, 2012 at 4:22 am
Crystal Mutchler. Well played. Clearly, I've underestimated you. I won't let that happen again.
May 16, 2012 at 6:29 pm
did you do it?
May 20, 2012 at 10:05 pm
Like no one ever was?
May 20, 2012 at 10:14 pm
haha yeah. She banished me from her house. See if she ever sees her granddaughter again. old bitch.
May 20, 2012 at 10:15 pm
Vinnie Schwartz Yes? have you ever seen Pokemon?
May 20, 2012 at 10:21 pm
Have I ever seen Pokemon? Ma'am...I still have and play the games haha. I stll love Pokemon
May 20, 2012 at 10:29 pm
As do I.
May 20, 2012 at 10:32 pm
Haha I thought so after I saw your job description. You're awesome, high five
May 21, 2012 at 10:34 pm
Best job ever... of all time
May 23, 2012 at 4:42 pm
May 28, 2012 at 6:31 am
best part about that is u only need one caramel onion and the rest can be caramel apples for you.
May 28, 2012 at 9:30 pm
May 29, 2012 at 5:29 am
I'm liking the way you thinking ;) As i'm thinking about how that would taste... :P
June 8, 2012 at 3:04 am
June 11, 2012 at 9:25 pm
but why? what did he do with you&
June 22, 2012 at 10:33 pm
dont forget his granny she started all this!!!!
May 14, 2012 at 7:26 am
how do you not get the scissor one, its like definition of irony.
May 14, 2012 at 11:26 am
whats Ironic about the scissors?
Ashley Lynn Titherage:
May 14, 2012 at 1:30 pm
Karl Los Miller what's NOT ironic about the scissors?
May 14, 2012 at 2:00 pm
because you don't need scissors to cut that thing off.
May 14, 2012 at 2:10 pm
Karl Los Miller the only way to cut the band off the scissors would be with? Scissors...
May 14, 2012 at 2:12 pm
Nathan Krupla or a knife....
May 14, 2012 at 2:39 pm
Karl Los Miller Yes but for the purposes of the photo, in order to see the funny, you have to make certain exceptions to reality. theatre is the same way.
May 14, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Nathan Krupla sure lets all live in the land of make believe.
Tomas Big-Tuna Keenan:
May 14, 2012 at 2:43 pm
You can burn em off but it usually ends up in pain. Sometimes the severe pain of drops of plastic on your arm.
May 14, 2012 at 3:00 pm
Victoria Reid I get it. This was just about procrastinating.
Ashley Lynn Titherage I get it but it's not Irony unless that is the only way to do it.
May 14, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Victoria Reid I'm dithering from what I should actually be doing = Procrastinating
May 14, 2012 at 5:37 pm
Karl Los Miller it's annoying trolls like you on the internet that make level headed people want to commit mass homicide. In an case, carry on sir. Trolololololol
Kelvin A. Ordon:
May 14, 2012 at 9:02 pm
Karl Los Miller Then with your logic the 3rd picture makes no sense because you would use the paper to wipe your ass instead. THATS NOT THE JOKE!
May 14, 2012 at 9:22 pm
Karl Los Miller i guess u could eat it too
May 14, 2012 at 9:36 pm
Nathan Krupla o ra knife...
May 14, 2012 at 9:52 pm
Julian Hoyos I guess you could but I prefer a diet of macdonalds and British Fish and Chips.
May 15, 2012 at 12:51 am
Stop feeding the trolls!!
Ralph David Abernathy:
May 15, 2012 at 4:24 am
Karl Los Miller is fat
May 15, 2012 at 3:03 pm
Karl Los Miller lol you didn't need to tell us your eating habits, it's pretty obvious. A healthy side of internet with no exercise for desert, right?
May 15, 2012 at 3:07 pm
Karl Los Miller, you are assuming that the person has access to a knife. The logical way that most people take those off is scissors. The humor and the irony is based on the common sense of the average human being. I wouldn't go saying you are above average, but maybe outside of the box and lacking in a sense of humor.
May 15, 2012 at 4:41 pm
September Bade It was a joke Dickhead.
May 15, 2012 at 4:43 pm
Paul Kleinguenther no shit :-|
May 15, 2012 at 9:04 pm
So what, you're allowed to act like a douchebag on the internet, but cry like a baby when someone else does the same?
May 15, 2012 at 9:12 pm
September Bade I'm not being a douchebag, I'm making conversation. You however attacked me for no good reason with a typical "fat joke" that an 8th grader could have come up with.
May 15, 2012 at 9:25 pm
Karl Los Miller " sure lets all live in the land of make believe."
"Idiot think of how many years you have been brushing your teeth.... are you dead yet? oh wow what a surprise!"
"I'd totally ding you."
I'm sure those qualify as you being a douchebag. You're a typical troll with no time on their hands, at least be man enough to admit it. It's the first step to recovery.
Also, I'm pretty sure an eight grader could come up with any responses you given as well. Age is meaningless in a conversation because maturity and age are not relevant. Likewise, age and knowledge are not relevant.
And I 'attacked you' (also known as made a joke on the internet) because your comments were irritating.
May 19, 2012 at 5:56 am
get yo friends stoned and toothpaste oreo them haha.
May 21, 2012 at 5:10 am
they would probably find them delicious
May 22, 2012 at 1:40 am
oh no doubt
May 22, 2012 at 4:57 am
Make sure it is fluoride-free toothpaste. Eating that much toothpaste could poison you.
May 24, 2012 at 4:48 pm
the munchies are a MF
Heather Stenhouse Haas:
May 26, 2012 at 6:33 pm
That would suck the funny right out of that prank.
June 3, 2012 at 5:35 pm
honestly if saw my stoned friends enjoying a toothpaste Oreo, it would only make me laugh harder
Jennifer L Westbrooks:
June 5, 2012 at 12:20 pm
Lol hopefully after one bite they would realize what they are eating and stop
Christoffer Thomas Fries:
July 10, 2012 at 8:40 am
Done this. One kid was having a panic attack, the rest laughed it off.
July 11, 2012 at 12:26 am
if anything peoples teeth are benifiting quite well contradictory from what those damn dentist say!
October 19, 2012 at 4:27 am
good point, actually i think i'd go the extra mile and make garlic flavored creme filling
May 18, 2012 at 2:34 am
ba haha - reminds me of the times I filled a chocolate with Wasabi and covered a foam sponge in lamington frosting...
June 15, 2012 at 12:04 am
I put half a skinny potato on a stick, shhaved it to a coneish shape, covered it in chocolate, and passed it on as a chocolate covered banana. My mom once chocolate-covered some dry dog food and a cut from an Ivory soap bar.
May 15, 2012 at 7:34 am
I don't like to do mean things to people... but oh my, these are wonderful.
May 24, 2012 at 4:50 pm
live life a little! hahaha
May 26, 2012 at 6:38 pm
Note to self...do not invite these people^ to a party...buzz kills. It's a JOKE people.
May 26, 2012 at 8:19 pm
Haha, actually James is one of my friends so he was like a buzz-increaser.
June 21, 2012 at 9:05 am
July 10, 2012 at 8:20 am
Some call me that. Others call me a super genius!
October 19, 2012 at 4:33 am
others call you "Shatoon, Bringer of Corn", "Mickey Nine, The Dreamweaver", "Photoshop", "Trenu, The Boiler", "Marjorie Keek", "Mystery Man", "The Shadow Dweller", "Diviner of Mysteries", "Rudi the Pruney", "Miraculous Mark", "Domino, the Bounty Hunter", "Clive" and "Cillit Bang", He is often called "Peppercorn" by the Dutch
May 14, 2012 at 3:19 pm
don't do the oreo toothpaste unless you want to poison someone.
Evan Yournamehere Thornton:
May 14, 2012 at 3:26 pm
The levels of flouride in toothpaste is nowhere near high enough to poison someone with just a couple oreos. Also, do you actually expect someone to eat more of them after taking the first bite?
May 14, 2012 at 8:35 pm
oh and WIKI is so true!
May 14, 2012 at 9:11 pm
Idiot think of how many years you have been brushing your teeth.... are you dead yet? oh wow what a surprise!
May 14, 2012 at 11:46 pm
Karl Los Miller listen cock much its only toxic if you swallow or ingest it
Sarah Anne Steckel:
May 15, 2012 at 12:02 am
Karl Los Miller ... You don't _actually_ swallow tooth paste when you brush. Fluoride is actually very deadly...
May 15, 2012 at 12:10 am
Sarah Anne Steckel but whatever you put in your mouth you swallow a little bit of it..
May 15, 2012 at 12:14 am
Karl Los Miller yeah a LITTLE bit not allot
you must be American right?
May 15, 2012 at 12:22 am
Tom Mickleborough nope I'm british.
May 15, 2012 at 1:13 am
Karl Los Miller Yes, you only swallow a little bit of it... minor percentages. And even in those percentages, fluoride still damages us.
May 15, 2012 at 2:00 am
Karl Los Miller oh wow i feel ashamed
Olivia Holstein Casto:
May 15, 2012 at 2:35 am
Karl Los Miller Sorry, it is true, flouride is toxic.
May 15, 2012 at 2:56 am
Olivia Clarice Holstein-Casto maybe it is true but I have never heard of anyone dying or being poisoned by toothpaste. If it has in America then that must be something they put in american toothpaste.
May 15, 2012 at 11:28 am
Karl Los Miller I'm pretty sure crest, colgate, and the like are sold over seas. If you don't believe us, please do use your internet to look up fluoride poisoning.
May 15, 2012 at 2:52 pm
Evan Yournamehere Thornton Lol I know a few people who would. XD
May 15, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Karl Los Miller--you don't even have to look it up. Read the back of the tube. It says something along the lines of "If you swallow this, call this number (poison control)".
May 15, 2012 at 4:46 pm
Sarah Anne Steckel I'm not saying I don't believe you, I'm saying I have never heard of anyone being poisoned or killed by toothpaste.
Lindsay Jones Kraemer:
May 15, 2012 at 5:24 pm
Tom, what does being American have to do with anything?
May 15, 2012 at 10:19 pm
Karl Los Miller Yea but it will taste like shit
Karl Los Miller dumbass do you eat the toothpaste when you brush your teeth? sure looks like it
May 16, 2012 at 2:29 am
That because you don't ingest it when you brush... you spit it out. even if you did swallow a little it would be flushed out of your system often enough not to be a problem.
May 16, 2012 at 6:47 pm
So are you really fat because you eat toothpaste?
May 17, 2012 at 3:45 am
Water has flouride in it... I assume you all drink water. And you obviously are not dead.
May 18, 2012 at 5:26 pm
are you gay because your hair's long?
Jacob E Coon:
May 18, 2012 at 7:59 pm
Indeed I do good sir .... mint oreos ...
May 18, 2012 at 8:05 pm
While I can see your point, this man was saying that fluoride doesn't cause anything because he brushes his teeth. I was implying he eats the tooth paste (eating fluoride is bad, not brushing and spitting it out) because he is so fat that it might occur to him.
While my long hair is irrelevant, I am gay because vagina just pisses me off.
August 28, 2012 at 4:56 pm
look out people!
August 27, 2012 at 11:56 pm
hahahahaa io ago eso. soi lo mejor y punto.
Camila Milagros Cacho:
August 28, 2012 at 12:47 am
LMAO LMAO LMAO
August 26, 2012 at 6:19 am
omg so cool! love all this stuff and especially the shrimp one, smells likes my stench down under.
May 20, 2012 at 8:44 pm
July 17, 2012 at 8:53 pm
July 17, 2012 at 8:55 pm
YOU, my dear, should not be allowed to view this site!!! :-)
July 17, 2012 at 10:37 pm
I love them all!!!!! :)
Mona Van de Waal:
July 18, 2012 at 12:57 am
LOL. Nasty! But awesome!
July 17, 2012 at 1:56 pm
Love the air horn, it would scare the bejasus out of anyone! It is pure genius but with a very nasty streak! he he.
July 15, 2012 at 10:03 am
Ahah Quite possibly Not forever alone anymore :D Oh yes, I can see friends pouring in now :D
July 9, 2012 at 5:28 pm
Oh, this is awesome.
May 16, 2012 at 4:44 am
This one rocks :-)
May 17, 2012 at 4:07 am
That's absolutely evil, I love it!
May 17, 2012 at 4:08 am
That's just too god not to share! LOL
June 19, 2012 at 7:42 pm
Pretty sure the last one is poison and you shouldn't do it.
June 9, 2012 at 11:38 am
it's about to go down!(kevin hart voice).
June 3, 2012 at 12:31 am
these are so mean but so funny.
May 26, 2012 at 2:01 am
love the door trap!
May 29, 2012 at 4:08 am
HAHAHAHA this made me die laughing.
May 25, 2012 at 11:27 pm
This is so funny guys.
May 24, 2012 at 11:14 pm
Lol that's hilarious :D
May 23, 2012 at 8:12 pm
whoever made these lives to be a freakin troll.