They won’t be able to find me at this address. I’m not paying child support!
I would say Happy Mothers Day but seeing how your kids stay at grandma house
I have no idea what I’m doing when it comes to baking.
How many miles can you drive when your gas light comes on?
You go girl! Let him spoil you by taking you to Rainbow on a shopping spree
Someone put a bowl of cereal in the bathroom at school.
I love these Willy Wonka memes! I’m sure everyone knows someone like this.