When you text your mom by mistake!
Every guy that talks to you is not trying to get with you.
She passed the side chick test!
Sprint need to understand that those Jordans are more important right now.
I can’t afford that thing!
That’s not Matt Damon it’s Ben Affleck Duhh! Lol Mark Wahlberg didn’t even correct her.
And you sent that text to the wrong number too? lol wow!
No one likes you Monday!